So What Do You Do? Uh...Eep..Opp...Ork..Ah..Ah.

This week the people behind the CSI: DVD's have been running around. They've shot the writers breaking a story in "The Room," and some behind the scenes stuff for this season’s DVD box set. Today, I was made aware that tomorrow is when they are doing interviews. That's right apparently they want to interview me. It's not guaranteed, but still a strong enough possibility that I’ve already got the “flop sweat” going. Sure it’d be nice to get my mug forever embedded on a DVD for posterity sake. But that’s also the scary part. I have to speak coherently. I never speak coherently. This is damn speech class all over again. I hated speech class. Of course the first question I asked was, “Can I Still Wear My Hat?” My current plan right now, if this actually happens, is to simply play it as my character from “Goodness.” I’m so looking forward to stopping the interview mid-question so I can light up a cigarette. I need to find those sunglasses. Here’s to fifteen mintues. I'm sure I'll blow it...big time.