Saturday, January 21, 2006

Holy Crap! They Actually Did It!

This afternoon I recieved a package. Inside contained a miracle of modern science. I recieved a free sample of the Gillette Fusion. Why is a razor so amazing? They actually went of up to five blades. What also is amazing it that "The Onion" predicted it. Seeing the razor, the title of the Onion column were the first things that came to mind. Yes, I'm going to use it. It has five blades!
Five!

6 comments:

faith said...

They need to keep improving ladies shavers (I only have 3 blades on mine). I guess since it's our legs we don't need as close as a shave, but 5 does seem strange.

Tim said...

FIVE BLADES? Man, how can you use that thing? I get razor burn with anything over single blade.

Bradford said...

I haven't used it yet. I'm scared I might slice my jugular.

Tim said...

Brad, speaking of close shaves... I played the Hulk game this weekend and almost got sucked into its vortex. Somehow, I managed to put it aside and get to some well needed TV watching.

Bradford said...

Hulk Ultimate Destruction can steal part of your life if you aren't careful. I played it this weekend as well. There's just something about grabbing a tank and swinging it around that's completely addictive.

The Monkey Attack Victim said...

So, I am curious about the results of the 5 blade shave. Does the 5th blade actually send an electomagnetic pulse up the hair folicle, thus elimiting the need for the 5th and all subsequent and previous blades?