When Did Bon Jovi Become the MLB House Band?
Somewhere this conversation took place:
Record Exec #1: What are we going to do? MTV won't play us. All we get from VH1 is "Behind the Music." How are we going to reach the masses?
Record Exec #2: I'm stumped. We need some avenue, some platform to get this CD of steroid infused pop sap.
Record Exec #1: Steroid induced?
Record Exec #2: Yeah. Steroi- Baseball!
Record Exec #2: Fuck yeah! Who loves Bon Jovi?
Record Exec #1 &2: Baseball Fans!
Record Exec #1: We have so earned are paychecks today.
Record Exec #2: Damn straight. Wanna go hit on the new interns?
2 comments:
first of all big ups to you for brekaing your f-word cherry!
second of all our society's fascination with all things bon jovi will never case to amaze me. i hvae posted on this in the past, and i will post on it again.
not only are they the MLB house band, they are the house band for NFL and NBA, too. ENOUGH!
I don't think that counts as breaking my f-word cherry, since it is used as dialogue. It technically wasn't my own words.
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