Thursday, January 18, 2007

I Hate Being In Elevators With Strangers. It's Like Being In A Public Restroom And The Only Other Guy In There Occupies The Urinal Next To You.

9 comments:

Ben said...

I think you're just paranoid about your pornstache.

Jaime said...

Well, I hate it when women want to go to public restrooms en masse. To this day when a woman asks me if I'd like to travel to the restroom together I think it's a trick.

Mandy said...

I like going to the restroom with someone else when I don't know where it is. It's nice at least having someone look stupid with you as you investigate all possible likely-liking corners of the restaurant. Otherwise, I'd be too embarrassed to go to the restroom.

thefamousgrouse said...

Hate peeing next to someone else. Hate it. Have to fool myself into believing there's not somebody standing like 6 inches from me. Don't alway succeed.

Jiff said...

Maybe this is a teachable moment for you, Brad. WHEN YOU ARE IN AN ELEVATOR, YOU SHOULD NOT BE URINATING.

faith said...

lol to Jiff's comment!

I don't like ellivators because I'm claustrophobic (sp?) But if I'm with one other person who I know, and I talk to them, I can get through it ok...but I won't go into an ellivator with a bunch of people.

Jaime said...

New complaint on the whole women and joint restroom trips--last night I was in the restroom at the movie theater and two girls were chatting, peeing AND giving away the ending to Pan's Labyrinth at the same time.

I hate women.

bobby said...

I was at the Houstons restaurant last week. Went to the bathroom. There were little tv's at eye level at each urinal. I'm thinking, Do we need to encourage this sort of Pavlovian response? Aren't guys who need football 24/7 ALREADY likely to urinate on themselves during a game? Crap I hate football.

bobby said...

Did I mention the tv's were showing football? Meant to.