Save Your Spot Now for the Next Trial of the Century!

With the Oprah, microphone squirt gun, and Matt Lauer incident isn’t it obvious Tom Cruise will be involved in the next big celebrity trial. All the warning signs are there. He’s confusing celebrity power with real power. His self censoring chip is nearly worn away. And I’m pretty sure he’s under the assumption that the world loves him. So, when there is a news report implicating Tom Cruise of a mass suicide involving people wearing tighty whities and Ray-bans with “need for speed” tattooed on their forehead, don’t say I didn’t warn you.