Monday, August 07, 2006

1 Dead Zombie! 2 Dead Zombie! 324 Dead Zombies! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Downloaded the Dead Rising demo this weekend. In the fifteen minutes that they let you play I was eventually able to kill 324 zombies! 324! Below are some of the methods in which you can dispatch the zombies:

1. Heat up a frying pan and sear their heads
2. Blind zombie with pie and charge up with a golf club while they wander blindly...Fore!
3. Ditto mop bucket and baseball bat
4. Bowling ball
5. Sledgehammer to zombie skull
6. Zombie head goes pop with well placed scythe
7. Squirt them with a water gun. Doesn't kill them, but it's fun to annoy them
8. Katana makes zombie filets!
9. Shopping cart
10. Standard shotgun effect...boring...but highly effective
11. Hand gun taken from dead zombie security guards
12. Hunting knife
13. Baton
14. Soda cans.
15. Food court chairs
16. Mop
17. CD's like the squirtgun simply fun to annoy
18. Big diamonds
19. Flower pots
20. Garbage cans
21. Bench
22. Flying V guitar!

All these weapons and that was only the demo. All these dead zombies and that was just the demo.


Jaime said...

Is there a mentos and diet coke weapon? THAT would be entertaining.

Ben said...

I'm offended that you could use a perfectly good Flying V guitar to kill a Zombie...I bet it couldn't play a thing when you were done.

PotentialLunchWinner said...

Along with Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, this is the biggest reason I'm lusting after a 360 right now.