Wednesday, November 03, 2004

An old stand-by

I realize how dated this crap is, but I just started this so....here's a top ten list. Everybody groan at once.

Top Ten Rejected Chef Boyardee names

1. Swastiko's
2. Just Sauce
3. Poofers
4. Noodles in Creamy Jerk Sauce
5. Stuffed Stuff
6. Umbilical Cords
7. We Swear the Noodles Just Come Out Like That!
8. Sweet and Sour Nipple Rings
9. Sex Educationo's
10. Ravioli stuffed with Dead Beatles (not beetles)

It can only get better from here.

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