My Apologies to Ledley King

Dear Mr. King,

I apologize. I had no idea how far my curse went. If I had, I would've never bought a replica of your shirt. My heart was in the right place. You are my favorite Tottenham Hotspurs player, so I thought it only proper. I thought nothing of it when you missed a few weeks at the beginning of the season. Then you were out recently for a month with a foot ailment, and Spurs have yet to win a match in your absence. Now word comes that you have had a set back, and will now be out another six to eight weeks. I realize now my mistake, and apologize profusely.

Sincerely,
Bradford