tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000077.post114733291802501684..comments2023-09-18T08:41:03.094-07:00Comments on Throwaways: Dear Fat Man On a Bike:Bradfordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01465808534092908516noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000077.post-1148092590955932732006-05-19T19:36:00.000-07:002006-05-19T19:36:00.000-07:00I love men with shaved heads (not the comb over, o...I love men with shaved heads (not the comb over, or bald...I mean they actually shave their heads) It doesn't matter if he is short, tall, skinny, fat...Patrick stewart or Vin Deasel...I'll take them all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000077.post-1147478745986686432006-05-12T17:05:00.000-07:002006-05-12T17:05:00.000-07:00Bobby: I'm glad my wife could offer you a glimmer ...Bobby: I'm glad my wife could offer you a glimmer of hope. Short skinny white guys of the world unite!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01468531114064477733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000077.post-1147372746688652372006-05-11T11:39:00.000-07:002006-05-11T11:39:00.000-07:00The correct response would have been-"Hey fatass, ...The correct response would have been-<BR/><BR/>"Hey fatass, why don't you put down the fork?"<BR/><BR/>But then again, I'm a really immature sonuvabitch, so that's probably not very good advice.PotentialLunchWinnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12890582768679755968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000077.post-1147366885182808702006-05-11T10:01:00.000-07:002006-05-11T10:01:00.000-07:00S/F: You're absolutely correct. I have noticed th...S/F: You're absolutely correct. I have noticed the ethnic variety of women are drawn to the skinny white guys. As to kicking people's asses I'm always reminded of the Fight Club quote:<BR/><BR/>Tyler Durden: OK, any historic figure.<BR/>Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.<BR/>Tyler Durden: Good answer.<BR/>Narrator: How about you?<BR/>Tyler Durden: Lincoln.<BR/>Narrator: Lincoln?<BR/>Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.<BR/><BR/>Jaime: Perhaps it was a little guilt on Mom's part.<BR/><BR/>It's not till now that I've noticed the similarities between Bobby and Ben.Bradfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01465808534092908516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000077.post-1147358638980224672006-05-11T07:43:00.000-07:002006-05-11T07:43:00.000-07:00SO off!!!SO off!!!MOL Juniorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08360702722274258635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000077.post-1147350510130124682006-05-11T05:28:00.000-07:002006-05-11T05:28:00.000-07:00I think skinny white guys are hot! (I'm more into...I think skinny white guys are hot! (I'm more into the skinny white short guys though.)<BR/><BR/>I think it's funny your mom was trying to get you to bulk up. I'm sure it was just guilt, because where did she think that metabolism came from?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01468531114064477733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000077.post-1147349138957228812006-05-11T05:05:00.000-07:002006-05-11T05:05:00.000-07:00Great post!! I, too, was the skinny kid growing u...Great post!! I, too, was the skinny kid growing up. Jealous of all the bigger kids and getting passed up by girls who thought I couldn't "protect" them. <BR/><BR/>I learned a few things along the way. #1 you don't have to be heavy to kick somebody's ass. Late in high school/early college, I decided if it was a protector they wanted, it was a protector they'd get. I probably started and ended close to 50 fights in that 2-3 year span. I still have violent tendencies that I have to try real hard and supress to this day at 28 (I found myself actually getting out the car yesterday at a School cross walk/4-way stop because a guy pulled out in front of me thinking it was his turn).<BR/><BR/>Another thing I had "going for me" in high school was that I looked about 12. So I started cramming weight gainer shakes and pumping iron and got up to around 200 lbs. My face was fat, my stomach was fat, and I looked like shit and pretty much felt like shit. Got girfriends but not the kind I wanted.<BR/><BR/>Now I'm back down between 180-185, which at 6'1" is alright with me. That brings me to the second thing I learned.<BR/><BR/>#2 - There is a select population of women who covet the "tall skinny white guy." What's great about it, is that they tend to be of the hot, ethnic varitety. You see, they seem to know something about us that "chunky white soccer moms" do not (maybe because they've been wasting their time on guys with big muscles instead of...)<BR/><BR/>All I know is that my skinny white ass has been going home to 100% Grade-A, 5'2" 105lb Spanish hotness every night for the past 7 years. Don't bother Googling it guys/girls, yes, in addition to the same height and weight, she does happen to possess Eva Longoria's exact measurements. Doesn't mind me saying it because I'm the "protector" right? I'm supposed to be a fucking asshole.<BR/><BR/>So, next time you're a victim of anti-Skinny sentiment, your response should be simple...especially when they leave themselves as wide open as to reference "meat on a bone." <BR/><BR/>Bradford - You may have to explain my sense of humor (or lack thereof) to some of your friends. Especially after this post. But, I'm used it.The Sound and the Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16806276080540725814noreply@blogger.com